Category: work
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Like A Goldfish
After the initial gut reaction there’s a moment of doubt where I start to question…is it me? Did I imagine our last conversation?!
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Have You Tried Turning It On?
Plugging it back in was also the solution for when my office computer stopped working one time. Never did figure out why it had been unplugged.
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New Normal
I mean, we think this traffic looks obviously abnormal, but what do we know?
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Please Stop It
Remember how we said this could happen if you kept doing the thing we said to stop doing? And then you kept doing that thing?
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If You Want Something Done
At least it is better than the classic: “Oh shoot, we don’t have any logs for that, so we can’t do anything! Bye! :)”
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It Meets Our SLA
After all the dust settles, let’s see how long it takes to make our problem also your problem.
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Mentally Challenged
I clearly demonstrated my excellent language skills on that day…
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One For All
Imagine how disappointing it is to find your team is responsible for an issue that’s not just affecting another internal team but also real customers.
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The Important Stuff
Luckily, not much changes day-to-day for many of us with a given re-org. And I’m sure we wouldn’t impulsively burn our bridges – because experience tells us we may well be re-org’d back someday.
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Dropping The Bomb
I remember when swearing in a large-scale meeting was really jarring, but now it’s like a sign of authenticity.