Category: work
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I’m Your Huckleberry
Some problems can be more easily solved from the top down.
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Lifeline
Good luck with that first servicing loop.
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Unexpectedly Resilient
Good ol’ Murphy’s Law. It just never breaks when you want it to, you know?
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Scheduling Divisions
I am sure that the company would prefer if you could avoid filling out your annual job satisfaction survey right after a really bad on-call loop.
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Like A Goldfish
After the initial gut reaction there’s a moment of doubt where I start to question…is it me? Did I imagine our last conversation?!
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Have You Tried Turning It On?
Plugging it back in was also the solution for when my office computer stopped working one time. Never did figure out why it had been unplugged.
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New Normal
I mean, we think this traffic looks obviously abnormal, but what do we know?
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Please Stop It
Remember how we said this could happen if you kept doing the thing we said to stop doing? And then you kept doing that thing?
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If You Want Something Done
At least it is better than the classic: “Oh shoot, we don’t have any logs for that, so we can’t do anything! Bye! :)”
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It Meets Our SLA
After all the dust settles, let’s see how long it takes to make our problem also your problem.