Month: March 2025
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Calcium Deficit
All the times I found myself in the kitchen seriously considering if it would have been better to still be sick because then I could at least have as much [food containing calcium] as I wanted…
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Like A Goldfish
After the initial gut reaction there’s a moment of doubt where I start to question…is it me? Did I imagine our last conversation?!
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Have You Tried Turning It On?
Plugging it back in was also the solution for when my office computer stopped working one time. Never did figure out why it had been unplugged.
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Garbage Jenga
We really felt for the people working at the kid party venue who were waiting to clean the room and had to watch the garbage tower grow more and more unmanageable.
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You’re Scaring Him
I mean, once you have kids, you’ll wonder why you waited so long! (Even if only because you’ll imagine it would have been easier to handle when you were younger and more energetic in general.)
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New Normal
I mean, we think this traffic looks obviously abnormal, but what do we know?
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Please Stop It
Remember how we said this could happen if you kept doing the thing we said to stop doing? And then you kept doing that thing?
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Dead Ringers
Sadly, I did think that the basic plot of The Lord of the Rings was enough in the cultural zeitgeist that stopping someone over spoilers was a joke in itself. Then I remembered how many years it’s been since the movies came out.
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Persuasion 100
My kids have definitely figured out what kinds of things will motivate me.