Month: September 2024
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How To Make Partner
It would be nice to take credit for coming up with this joke, but I really didn’t add anything.
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Never Speak of This
In retrospect having take-your-kid-to-work-day scheduled during the school year only makes it that much cooler: you also get to skip school!
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Situational Volume
They can definitely be loud, the challenge is getting it to happen at the appropriate times…
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Less Terrible
Inspired by an exchange that happened some years back. Surely we’ve percent-by-percented our way to better meetings by now, right?
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Stand Up Guy
But then, as I was reminded last week: the shorter you are the more places you can hide in for hide-and-seek.
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Grocery Gladiator
My kids enjoy hanging out in live seafood departments, and I enjoy shopping while they’re entertained. It’s like a free aquarium.
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Change With The Times
He was so sure he had caught me trying to trick him by giving him a different answer.
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Real Estate Rumors
One of my cousins had been looking at properties in a small desert town. One in particular had a lot of character. And maybe some good bones.
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What A Richard
One of my cousins told me this story and also posited that “Moby Richard” would be a good name for a band.