Month: August 2024

  • Niche Issues

    Niche Issues

    Hopefully it’s not too much of a commentary on my ability to call the right person. I at least feel a bit better when it is not something obvious and other people also don’t have any idea what’s going on.

  • As Soon As I Close My Eyes

    As Soon As I Close My Eyes

    I often find myself having trouble sleeping while on-call expecting that alert to happen at any moment. How annoying to be the one responsible for messing up my own sleep when nothing happens.

  • Grant Me Patience

    Grant Me Patience

    The being-an-established-couple-at-a-wedding struggle is real. My kid wasn’t the only one asking the awkward questions, just the youngest.

  • It’s Just A Party

    It’s Just A Party

    Is it a good time for “the worst” knock knock joke? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Divorce. Divorce who? Divorce joke you ever heard.

  • LAMP Shade

    LAMP Shade

    This was based on a conversation overheard soooo many years ago

  • So Retro

    So Retro

    On the plus side, people assume I know a lot of stuff because I’ve been around a while, and I actually know a lot of stuff! On the other hand, now I can apparently sleep “wrong” once and then I can’t turn my head for a week.

  • There’s Always Room for Cake

    There’s Always Room for Cake

    The deal is supposed to be: I eat the cake alone, out of sight, like some sneaky kitchen gremlin hiding my prey, and then I don’t have to share with the rest of the family. Foolproof.

  • Full Circle

    Full Circle

    This feels like a good time for a reminder that these comics are inspired by real life, and not meant to be taken as an accurate representation of real people and events.

  • Agent of the Company

    Agent of the Company

    I’ve definitely heard plenty “what the fudge” type of last-moment language moderations.