Month: February 2024
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Taking Out The Trash
In my defense, I live in an area where icy conditions aren’t that commonplace. Also, my ignominious fall was caught on the entry camera footage, and it is kind of funny to watch me slip-slide-flailing down the walkway until I come to a stop with my head in the hedge.
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The Tough Questions
“Choose which of these things you should do in this type of situation.” Well…I guess I can’t go wrong with choosing the option that’s the most work and covers all the bases. “Incorrect. You could do less.“ Yeah, okay…but technically…
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Kindred Spirits
Even though we were strangers, I feel like we could have a lot in common. But I’m still glad we’re never going to meet again.
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The Diplomatic Voice of Reason
The mute button really is one of the unsung benefits of the virtual meeting.
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Delusions of Grandeur
You know, maybe I’ve been thinking about this all wrong – what if the government representatives are the clowns?
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Hold The Line
Really, it is remarkable how much you can screw up with a single line of code. Anyway – have fun resolving all those merge conflicts!
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Crying for Attention
You know, honestly, I think I’m okay with not being on a first-name basis with any VPs.
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Terribly Memorable
Everyone falls down sometimes, but if you’re in the middle of a busy street you probably want to get up … quickly.
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Deployment Velocity
Ah, the classic tale: which came first, the chicken or the egg? Do regressions slow down deployments, or do slow deployments make regressions more likely?